Attention big, mean, hostile web-surfer visiting this web site, probably in your underwear:

This is Spathi Captain Fwiffo. I know you're probably going to h4x0r my box, so let's get this over with right now. The IP address of my OpenBSD gateway is 172.16.43.10. The root password, which is known only to me, and several thousand script kiddies is 'pb4ugo'.

Important news: Toys For Bob, the original authors of Star Control and Star Control II, the original creators of ME, need your help. They want to make another Star Control game, and they need you to show your support.

Please, please sign the petition. My very existance depends on it!